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Transcript of tonight's Republican debate.
| MODERATOR: | Hi. Here we are again. Let's get right to it and start with Speaker Gingrich. Sir, please don't get mad tonight. |
| GINGRICH: | No. |
| ROMNEY: | Freddie Mac! Resigned in disgrace! I'll release my 2012 taxes after I'm President! (Smarmy laugh.) |
| PAUL: | Why am I here? |
| SANTORUM: | I still hate gay people. And I'm still a huge dick. Look at my sweater vest! Obama's a Muslim! |
| MODERATOR: | Does anyone here have anything of substance to offer? |
| GINGRICH: | I hear Santorum is some sort of substance. |
| (All laugh. Except Santorum, whose wife runs onto the stage.) | |
| MRS. SANTORUM: | Don't pick on my husband! He just hates gay people! |
| MODERATOR: | Security, please escort Mrs. Santorum off the stage. |
| ROMNEY: | I pay Cayman Islands offshore taxes investments Bain Capital, uh, universal healthcare reform no, Obama must go! |
| PAUL: | Why am I here? |
| SANTORUM: | Still with the hating of the gay people. Sweater vests! (Takes off shirt.) |
| MODERATOR: | Thanks all. We're going to commercial and when we come back, I'm going to ask the candidates, "Why even bother?" Stay tuned. |
